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shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically

Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there

Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’

slayboybunny:

one time I went to a gamestop and as I walked in the employee was like “cooking mama is over there!” and snickered with his friend and I was so pissed because 1) I was there to pick up diablo III and 2) cooking mama is an excellent game not an insult to fling at women when u feel like being a misogynist. anyway I hate nerds

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

lovinq-u:

have you ever had that feeling that you really wanna workout to get a flat stomach… but you also just wanna eat pizza and watch netflix.

shyowl:

hippie vibes

shyowl:

hippie vibes

weallhaveourlove:

they could use me to advertise their shit :)

weallhaveourlove:

they could use me to advertise their shit :)

I feel so alone.

ayyyeet:

"Life is a tangled web of unexpected events. Never claim or believe that anything is certain."

shitshilarious:

KNEEL BEFORE THE SOLAR VIKING

shitshilarious:

KNEEL BEFORE THE SOLAR VIKING

johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to